Friday, 4 May 2007

Alfred, Lawn Tennis on

I'll tell you what, this grass is marvellous stuff. If I were a cow, I'd be going bonkers right now.

10 comments:

TimT said...

I gather from my garbled interpretation of this post that you've been playing tennis with a mentally unstable cow called Alfred.

That must have been a moo-ving experience!

Anonymous said...

Can I just say that I think this could well be my favourite pun yet?

Anonymous said...

No more marijuana for you, Lexibel.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Quite right, Bob. This blog endorses drug free fun.

TimT said...

A palindromical goat has been added to the already potent mix of insane cows and viridescent lawn trimmings! Hoorah!

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Karen, you're very welcome to say so, only I get no credit: "Alfred Lawn Tennyson" is all thanks to James Joyce.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

The goat takes the cake. No doubt about it.

Anonymous said...

Red-faced now. I should have remembered that, shouldn't I?

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Oh, no. Please don't be red-faced. There're a million squillion things you know that I don't.

Anonymous said...

Red-face now rose-red at the thought that you believe I know a million squillion things!