Thursday, 26 April 2007

The Trolley Plot Thickens

I have just learned the whereabouts of the trolley! But now my loyalties are torn between my friend and colleague, the trolley harbourer, and the departmental secretary, who is looking for the trolley and clearly needs the trolley and is disseminating emails in search of the trolley and should be kept on the right side of because she knows stuff that I need to know about matters other than trolleys. The trolley harbourer is about to go to class, so I have at least an hour to think about my moral obligations.