Wednesday, 25 April 2007

Email of the Week

Subject: Department's trolley???
Dear all - does anyone have the trolley by any chance? Please return, as it is needed.

12 comments:

Shelley said...

Nooooooooooooooooooo! It's my preciouses! You can't have it!


Go on, I dare you.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

This is Melbourne, Nails. You don't mess with folks' trolleys down here.

Anonymous said...

They could try calling Trolley Trackers???

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

There's definitely reality tv show potential in all of this.

TimT said...

I wasn't aware that The Department had a Street Trolley all of their own. Couldn't they just catch the 86?

TimT said...

'Trolley, Madly, Deeply' - the tale of a lonely trolley that falls in love with a bookshelf in a distant Department and goes off the rails...

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

I'll give you a dollar if you write the musical.

TimT said...

The lyrics would write themselves:

HELLO, TROLLEY

Hello, Trolley,
Yes hello, Trolley,
It's so nice to see you back where you belong;
Well hello, Trolley,
Welcome back, Trolley,
You're still glowin', you're still crowin',
You're still growin' strong...

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Yeah, good point. No dollar.

TimT said...

No dollar? No fare!

TimT said...

Other songs in the musical could include:

GOOD GOLLY, MISS TROLLEY!
A DEPARTMENT TROLLEY NAMED DESIRE.
THE TROLLEY AND THE IVY
TROLLEY OLD ST NICHOLAS (Obviously a Christmas musical)
LA CAGE AUX TROLLES (French)
And, of course, a dance segment with
ZIEGFIELD'S FAMOUS TROLLEYS.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Oh, awright then, there's still a dollar in it.