None of you will have guessed this, but back in my misspent youth, I had, well, moments, of nerdiness. I wouldn't want anyone to think that I was an out-and-out nerd, but I can't deny that it was a category in which I dabbled. I was, for instance, captain of the year 9 chess team. And a library monitress. And a paid-up, card-carrying member of the CSIRO Double Helix Science Club. I debated (oh yeah, Madam Chair). I spent an inordinate amount of time with the dictionary. I routinely failed to catch balls. I was a Girl Guide. And a chorister.
Later on, as you all know, I turned hip as. I dyed my hair blond, pierced both nostrils, and pursued the surfing/modelling/hard-rockin' line I excel in to this day. Barely a day goes by when I don't overhear some 18-year-old lady telling her friends that in ten years' time she wants to be just like me. You bet she does, what with me being such a cool cat and all.
But it's tough, being the arbiter of avant garde, and in a moment of nostalgia last week for that misspent youth of mine, I decided to audition for a choir. I figured that what I lose in street cred I'll make up for in regular exposure to Handel. That's if I get in, of course. It's been a million years since I was in a choir, and I fear that in my relentless pursuit of cool, I've rather neglected my choral diction.
It's two weeks until the audition, so I have a bit of time to practice. I'm going to do a William Byrd number, "Adoramus te", and then they'll fling something at me I'm supposed not to have seen before. I'm one of the worst sight-singers I've ever met, so my plan is to learn the entire canon of western choral music in the next fortnight.
Nerd? Moi?
4 comments:
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hall-e-e-lu-u-jah!
You're such a Renaissance woman and I feel so lazy in comparison!
Incidentally, I think you are more properly a geek rather than a nerd and geeks can be very fashionable in certain circles.
Don't be ashamed if in your youth
You felt the longing to DEBATE-
Those times are gone, and nowadays
It pays well to ADJUDICATE.
Tim, yep, I know that one. I've got the alto part of The Messiah more or less under control.
Karen: me? A geek? Weren't you listening? I am über-cool; it's just that I dally occasionally in the realms of nerd (or geek, if you prefer). But thank you. I realise how kindly intended that comment was.
Jennifer, quite right. Although when last I was peddling round the debate adjudication circuit, the NSW state education folks were paying a measley $35 per adjudication. Best to crack into the private school sector, if you can.
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