Thursday 19 April 2007

Eye-opening

Some people think eyelashes are more sensible, but I think they're cilia.

7 comments:

boynton said...

And are the highbrows Supercilia?

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Absolutelement! How did you know?

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

So, you've got your highbrows, and just nearby, you've got your fringe culture (especially if you dip your hair in yoghourt).

TimT said...

Dipping ones hair in yoghurt is a decidedly odd notion for any culture.

It's much more common to shampoo in tomato soup, and then go into restaurants complaining, 'Waiter, there's some soup in my hair!'

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Almost as much fun as spilling soup down one's pants: "Waiter, there's a soup in my fly".

Anonymous said...

Favourite waiter jokes:

Customer: Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud.
Waiter: Of course; it was only ground this morning.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Ho ho ho.

As Dad used to say: "Ground beef? I prefer it aerial!"