Sunday, 27 July 2008
Seams, madam? Nay, it is.
Yesterday I came by a free pair of tweed trousers, and I have named them the Asspirational Pants. This, because for them - or me - to sit comfortably, their size relative to that of my noble posterior (or "ass", as they say in the land of Thoreau and Plath) has to change. Today I discovered a reliable source of vegan tiramisu biscuits (they're also gluten-free, if that interests anyone). I think it's clear that my noble posterior ain't going nowhere. Nurse Pattison, hand me my seam-letting gadgetry.
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That's it for the bikkies? No trade name, no buying place? Hard hearted harlot!
Ah, yes. I see. "House of Biskoti", available from the fancy Grecian providore section of the Psarakos markets in Thornbury. They also do a vegan Monte Carlo. Three cheers for transfats!
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