I've just glanced down at the ingredients list on tonight's prefabricated soy nugget package, and it appears that I have ingested a hearty dose of Rhizopus Oligosporus. I knew there was a reason for sticking to lentils.
Let me sing a rousing chorus To Rhizopus Oligosporus!
It's not a rhino or a kitty-puss, It's not an oligarch or an octopus; It's not a rhizome or a martian spore Or the dreadful Albert Tipper Gore. It's not the nasty Rhizoporus Or the horrible Gospozhorus It's not, but so easily could be: So here's some for you and some for me!
Let me sing a rousing chorus To Rhizopus Oligosporus!
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Let me sing a rousing chorus
To Rhizopus Oligosporus!
It's not a rhino or a kitty-puss,
It's not an oligarch or an octopus;
It's not a rhizome or a martian spore
Or the dreadful Albert Tipper Gore.
It's not the nasty Rhizoporus
Or the horrible Gospozhorus
It's not, but so easily could be:
So here's some for you and some for me!
Let me sing a rousing chorus
To Rhizopus Oligosporus!
Culture!
(That was a pun, by the way, that "Culture!" Y'see, rhizopus oligosporus is from the mildew family, which is grown in a ... yes.)
Thank you, Timoth. You are the best poette this side of Merri Creek.
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