Further evidence that author's siblings are best ever.
Discussing council development applications for (cough) therapeutic massage parlours, a sibling of mine who shall remain anonymous proposed the following name for an house of ill repute: The Anthology of Pros.
My singular and entirely stolen contribution, before I hide in order to avoid retribution, is that the collective noun for bankers is a 'wunch' of bankers.
And the less said about that, the better. It's a joke for and by investment consultants only. No doubt W. A. Spooner spins in his grave, generating something close to infinite torque.
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I'm just an attention seeking hack. *sob* And I didn't have the same happy family upbringing which is why I resort to such cheap unfunny "jokes".
You've outdone me.
Though I do think my sister's contribution to the house, of recent, namely:
1. one (1) choc-chip cake, large-size 2. one (1) plastic frog, the type you put in a bowl of water and watch grow over a period of days, to screeches of "look how big froggie is this morning!", neon pink and orange colour
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Bring out yer collective noun jokes!
My singular and entirely stolen contribution, before I hide in order to avoid retribution, is that the collective noun for bankers is a 'wunch' of bankers.
And the less said about that, the better. It's a joke for and by investment consultants only. No doubt W. A. Spooner spins in his grave, generating something close to infinite torque.
World of Warcraft
World of Warcraft
WOW
WOW
cheap world of ...
I'm just an attention seeking hack. *sob* And I didn't have the same happy family upbringing which is why I resort to such cheap unfunny "jokes".
You've outdone me.
Though I do think my sister's contribution to the house, of recent, namely:
1. one (1) choc-chip cake, large-size
2. one (1) plastic frog, the type you put in a bowl of water and watch grow over a period of days, to screeches of "look how big froggie is this morning!", neon pink and orange colour
deserve worthy mention.
Maria, where does one get the frog and in neon as well?
Never mind your blogging Alexis, find out about the frog.
I really want that frog.
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