I'm eating a peach. Good on yer for avoiding the cakes 'n' all; Mr Coffee and I were doing so voluntarily on Saturday after watching Supersize Me. Now that was one tox and detox program to beat all programs!
I forgot to outlaw avocados, cashews, macadamias and coconuts from the things I'm meant to abstain from, so may actually end up slightly rotunder than I was predetox. But I'll be feeling spry, I reckon. Spry and sprightly.
Just say to them, 'BEGONE, SATAN! I CAST THEE SPROUTS!'
Hang on a minute. I think I may have underdone my negatives back there. I forgot to outlaw avocados &c. from the things I'm NOT meant to abstain from.
Shallots compare thee to a summer day? Though art more lovely, and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the barley seeds of May - And tofu's lease hath all too short a date... William 'My Father Had an Illegal Dung-Hill!' Shakespeare.
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