Tuesday 8 January 2008

Still Living By Not Christmas Cake Alone

179.7 hours of Detox Program down; only six more sleeps until sticky date pudding. Monday night. Now there's a sticky date to pudding your diary.

5 comments:

Maria said...

I'm eating a peach. Good on yer for avoiding the cakes 'n' all; Mr Coffee and I were doing so voluntarily on Saturday after watching Supersize Me. Now that was one tox and detox program to beat all programs!

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

I forgot to outlaw avocados, cashews, macadamias and coconuts from the things I'm meant to abstain from, so may actually end up slightly rotunder than I was predetox. But I'll be feeling spry, I reckon. Spry and sprightly.

TimT said...

Just say to them, 'BEGONE, SATAN! I CAST THEE SPROUTS!'

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Hang on a minute. I think I may have underdone my negatives back there. I forgot to outlaw avocados &c. from the things I'm NOT meant to abstain from.

TimT said...

Shallots compare thee to a summer day?
Though art more lovely, and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the barley seeds of May -
And tofu's lease hath all too short a date...


William 'My Father Had an Illegal Dung-Hill!' Shakespeare.