Sheep, in Yorkshire, discussing next season's fashions over a mouthful of low-fat herbal grass.
Far be it from me to disdain a bold attempt at bilingualism, but I cannot resist this. The website of the Journal of Humanities of Taiwan's National Central University directs potential contributors to its "Style Sheep". Enough with italics and single spacing; today's writers want to hear the latest on waistcoats. (Sheep, you understand, know about these sorts of things in advance.)