At a Broadway show: "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "No, are you OK?" "Great mate, thanks for asking." "ARE YOU'N ROW K?"
When asking about transport to an airport: "And you are?" "Tim!" "No, you are?" "Tim Train, but isn't that on the computer?" "No, TO NEWARK?" "Oh, yeah, to Newark!"
It's like I'm in a different country, or something!
I was catching a bus to the airport. They were half an hour late AND when another passenger got on, the driver asked for the voucher, and she replied "Oh, I just gave them my credit card number and asked for a voucher, but they just told me to ask for Raimondo. They didn't have a voucher." They were INCREDIBLE disorganised! Though I got to the airport early enough, anyway.
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I covet socks?
Me too! Especially stripy ones.
Dyes give you spots.
They can be nasty, can't they.
All of your rocks?
I'm getting that here in the US.
At a Broadway show:
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"No, are you OK?"
"Great mate, thanks for asking."
"ARE YOU'N ROW K?"
When asking about transport to an airport:
"And you are?"
"Tim!"
"No, you are?"
"Tim Train, but isn't that on the computer?"
"No, TO NEWARK?"
"Oh, yeah, to Newark!"
It's like I'm in a different country, or something!
Ha harrr! Did you end up getting to Newark? The ticket inspectors on those NJ trains have to be the surliest people on earth, God love 'em.
Cistern: olive eunuchs.
I was catching a bus to the airport. They were half an hour late AND when another passenger got on, the driver asked for the voucher, and she replied "Oh, I just gave them my credit card number and asked for a voucher, but they just told me to ask for Raimondo. They didn't have a voucher." They were INCREDIBLE disorganised! Though I got to the airport early enough, anyway.
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