Wednesday 21 February 2007

Real live authentic telephone dialogue from Family Harlot

Sister Kirstel: [rounding up long-distance phone conversation] I love you lots.
Sister Lexicon: [concerned] Did you just say "My ears are blocked"?

Another love or deaf decision.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I covet socks?

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Me too! Especially stripy ones.

Dyes give you spots.

Anonymous said...

They can be nasty, can't they.

All of your rocks?

Anonymous said...

I'm getting that here in the US.

At a Broadway show:
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"No, are you OK?"
"Great mate, thanks for asking."
"ARE YOU'N ROW K?"

When asking about transport to an airport:
"And you are?"
"Tim!"
"No, you are?"
"Tim Train, but isn't that on the computer?"
"No, TO NEWARK?"
"Oh, yeah, to Newark!"

It's like I'm in a different country, or something!

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Ha harrr! Did you end up getting to Newark? The ticket inspectors on those NJ trains have to be the surliest people on earth, God love 'em.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Cistern: olive eunuchs.

Anonymous said...

I was catching a bus to the airport. They were half an hour late AND when another passenger got on, the driver asked for the voucher, and she replied "Oh, I just gave them my credit card number and asked for a voucher, but they just told me to ask for Raimondo. They didn't have a voucher." They were INCREDIBLE disorganised! Though I got to the airport early enough, anyway.