Monday, 8 January 2007

An Enquiry Concerning Matters Ontological and Cheese, In Verse, by Max von Torsh

My name is Max.
Please give me cheese.
Any sort will do,
Camemberts or bries.

I am a cat,
Sometimes with fleas.
When I have fleas
My people also have fleas.

If you're allergic
I'll make you sneeze.
But I don't mind.
Where is the cheese?

Bruno's my boyfriend.
He can climb trees.
He lives next door
And steals my breakfast.