Monday 18 May 2009

Because I don't want the ad for Dr Circumcision to remain at the top of my bloglet

Would Madam care for some chalk and cheese? Chef uses Gruyere, with lightly crumbled limestone. Highly recommended, but a slightly dusty aftertaste, so I suggest a good red. Trotsky, perhaps.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

A good red? Trotsky? Maybe with a twist of Lenin.

(Sorry for the slightly Stilton humour).

Jayne said...

Hmmmm yummy limestone...

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

I've gouda get out of this place.

Anonymous said...

You mean, ricotta get going?

TimT said...

Don't go! You stand to make a mozzarella out of these jokes.

TimT said...

We're all fondue of you. Don't despondue.

TimT said...

Strike down the fettas of oppression!

Zoe said...

You know what'd make you feel better? A gorge on Zola.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

That's true, and they say that Cheddary begins at home.

Maria said...

You put a bit of cheese to cover unwanted circumcisions?

Innovative ... hmmm?

(My word verification says 'teribl' though)

TimT said...

Quite aside from all that, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Maria said...

Oh yes. Happy birthday! This greeting comes sprinkled with parmesan and served with a nice brie on the side in the cheesiest way possible.

Enjoy!