As far as I am concerned, this photo depicts, in the right corner, the simultaneous marking of essays and, in the left, the containment of a Mayan-artifact-of-great-power (TM, (C), PTY-LTD). How ambidextrous of you.
Of course, I realise now, from your side of the lens those corners are in fact reversed, but since when did the artist have any say over how their art is perceived? 'sbloody subjective, innit?
If I ever need someone to curate my groovy autobiographical exhibition on lentils through the ages at the Neoclassical Art Gallery and Lawnmower Repository of Berlin (amalgamated due to funding cuts)...
7 comments:
As far as I am concerned, this photo depicts, in the right corner, the simultaneous marking of essays and, in the left, the containment of a Mayan-artifact-of-great-power (TM, (C), PTY-LTD). How ambidextrous of you.
Of course, I realise now, from your side of the lens those corners are in fact reversed, but since when did the artist have any say over how their art is perceived? 'sbloody subjective, innit?
"Artist", you say? That's very charitable of you.
Charity is my middle name, highly unlikely though this may seem. You can add 'artist' to your long list of qualifications, if you like.
Lawn-mower, lentil chef, beagle wrangler, artist. My life is now complete.
If I ever need someone to curate my groovy autobiographical exhibition on lentils through the ages at the Neoclassical Art Gallery and Lawnmower Repository of Berlin (amalgamated due to funding cuts)...
Absolutely. I'm your man. You'll find that my Deutsch is a little rusty, but that's never stopped me before.
Post a Comment