Sunday, 26 July 2009

Have failed to find suitable helmet on ebay

13 comments:

Mitzi G Burger said...

Surely you can rustle one up from among the skulls of your enemies?

Anonymous Bosch said...

Those Romans are going to rue the day they invaded Harlotia! However, you are going to need a chariot, as well.

TimT said...

Sings:
Ba ba ba ba ba BA! ba ba ba ba BA! ba ba ba BA BA! ba ba ba BA!
Bababababababa baba! Ba!
Bababababababa baba! Ba!

I don't know if this version of 'Ride of the Valkyries' has quite as much effect as the original, but it's the best one can do in blog comments.

TimT said...

Surely you can rustle one up from among the skulls of your enemies?

Hopefully it'll be a horned helmet, as that will mean the Baron has been off vaniquishing demonic hordes.

you are going to need a chariot...

Even better! She has a Harriet!

genevieve said...

One used to be able to obtain those helmets fairly cheaply at Lombards.

*tuggmat*

TimT said...

Not sure whether Lombards quite qualify as demonic hordes - even if one does regard market capitalism as Satanic.

Jayne said...

Forget about the helmet and go with underwater basket weaving instead, less stress and danger from flying arrows.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Y'know, what this outfit needs is a couple of Genevieve's toilet rolls, strategically clamped, hornlike, to my head. For strictly pacifist vikingry.

Ampersand Duck said...

Half-croissants fastened to a beanie with hatpins, for extra delicious pacifist vikingry

you look gorgeous, BTW

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

You ARE gorgeous. So there.

Fyodor said...

Excellent spear, but what's with the ughshield? It really detracts from the gravitas of the ensemble.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Yeah. Good point. Next time I should wear dead sheep boots to keep the shield company.

Fyodor said...

Yairs, that'd work. Knee-high would be best, IMHO.