Surely you can rustle one up from among the skulls of your enemies?
Those Romans are going to rue the day they invaded Harlotia! However, you are going to need a chariot, as well.
Sings: Ba ba ba ba ba BA! ba ba ba ba BA! ba ba ba BA BA! ba ba ba BA! Bababababababa baba! Ba! Bababababababa baba! Ba! I don't know if this version of 'Ride of the Valkyries' has quite as much effect as the original, but it's the best one can do in blog comments.
Surely you can rustle one up from among the skulls of your enemies?Hopefully it'll be a horned helmet, as that will mean the Baron has been off vaniquishing demonic hordes. you are going to need a chariot...Even better! She has a Harriet!
One used to be able to obtain those helmets fairly cheaply at Lombards.*tuggmat*
Not sure whether Lombards quite qualify as demonic hordes - even if one does regard market capitalism as Satanic.
Forget about the helmet and go with underwater basket weaving instead, less stress and danger from flying arrows.
Y'know, what this outfit needs is a couple of Genevieve's toilet rolls, strategically clamped, hornlike, to my head. For strictly pacifist vikingry.
Half-croissants fastened to a beanie with hatpins, for extra delicious pacifist vikingryyou look gorgeous, BTW
You ARE gorgeous. So there.
Excellent spear, but what's with the ughshield? It really detracts from the gravitas of the ensemble.
Yeah. Good point. Next time I should wear dead sheep boots to keep the shield company.
Yairs, that'd work. Knee-high would be best, IMHO.
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