I think it was Christ weeping tears of blood. Tradition has it that it was concerns over his upcoming crucifixion, but I'd imagine if he'd been marking some particularly bad essays by his disciples it would have had much the same effect.
I once had a lecturer who somehow made his eyes bleed. I'm pretty sure that I had nothing to do with it and that it was just a really bad case of eye strain.
I'm sorry, little mask or no, I wouldn't have been able to concentrate for a single, solitary moment on whatever the hell it was he was talking about, because I'd know that the man before me had spent some unspecified amount of recent time bleeding out of his fucking eyeballs.
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Which is to say, you're weeping tears of blood.
Tears of vodka, actually.
(That's not quite true. Oh the things I would quote, were I not persuaded that such quotings would violate the examinatorial sanctum.)
I think it was Christ weeping tears of blood. Tradition has it that it was concerns over his upcoming crucifixion, but I'd imagine if he'd been marking some particularly bad essays by his disciples it would have had much the same effect.
I once had a lecturer who somehow made his eyes bleed. I'm pretty sure that I had nothing to do with it and that it was just a really bad case of eye strain.
I think Jesus sweated tears of blood, actually, and bled water.
Nails, that sounds HORRIBLE. If my eyes start bleeding I'm going on holiday.
He soldiered on. He's sit in class with a little mask covering his eyes while people gave talks.
at least there are kittens
It's TROO. There are. And they remain beloveable.
Nails, that is a level of devotion to which I refuse to aspire. Hope you learnt something good.
I'm sorry, little mask or no, I wouldn't have been able to concentrate for a single, solitary moment on whatever the hell it was he was talking about, because I'd know that the man before me had spent some unspecified amount of recent time bleeding out of his fucking eyeballs.
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