Monday, 12 May 2008

Authentic Genuine Conversation Really Overheard at Tram Stop This Morning

Old Codger [to young Bloke]: Are you a vegetarian?

Young Bloke: Yeah, I am actually.

Old Codger: It's great for your love life.

[Young Bloke is silent.]

Old Codger: Helped me get off the mushrooms.


trixie said...

But ladies love mushrooms. Especially if they happen to be talking mushrooms who can remember the joke that ends with the punchline 'but I'm a fun guy!'

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Well exactly. I'm not convinced the Old Codger had thought this through. It may be worth noting that he was smoking one of those honey-infused Indonesian cigarettes.