Tuesday, 10 July 2007

Incoming correspondence

Last month I received emails from Kerry Compton, Coleman Tracy, Madeleine Felton, Felecia Taylor, Joy McCullough, Natalia Ratliff, Conrad Underwood, Elbert Richardson, Zelma Wooten, Jesus Lopez, Jodie Chen, Hester Smiley, Chance McDowell, Dirk Lynch, Wilfredo Pelletier, Darwin Platt, Freddy Acosta, Freida McKinney, Noel Austin, Rusty Gaston, and Bradly Wong, all of whom were bored, twenty-five years old, female, and keen to show me some great pictures. Personally, my money's on Hester Smiley.

9 comments:

St John Nottlesby said...

Indeed, I hear Bradly Wong is an especially hideous young lady.

I've got some fantastic emails from their friends at work but alas, don't remember many of the names. Travis Padilla, Rodrick S, and Major Wilkes are among the only ones I can recall in an instant.

alexis said...

I haven't personally met Bradly, Nottlesby, but I'm sure she has loads of personality, and no doubt she plays a mean hand of bridge.

Mitzy G Burger said...

I recently learned how to play Australia's official national card game - 500. It's said to be an easier version of Bridge but more challenging than Euchre. In my opinion all it needs is a more creative name.

TimT said...

Anyone up for a little game of Hester Smiley?

Works for me.

alexis said...

Mitzy, my darlin'! Your accomplishments multiply by the day. Am always up for a quick round or ten of 500. I love the concept of Misère, that you can take your poverty and use it to thwack people good and proper. Viva la Revolucion!

alexis said...

Tim, I'm not convinced that that proposal is entirely decorous.

TimT said...

Sorry. I had been tea-tottaling, but I shall switch to the Deco-Rum instanter.

alexis said...

Deco-Rum or Proprie-Tea.

St John Nottlesby said...

Whatever happened to Whist? I would rather fancy a rubber.

(But should learn to play the bally game first, I suppose. No good getting the chaps around here, uncorking something moreish from the cellar, only to then realise that nobody knows how to play!)