tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post8677073090600792778..comments2023-12-03T20:07:04.781+11:00Comments on Lexicon Harlot: PaterfamiliasAlexis, Baron von Harlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-46925537185044266302007-01-02T15:53:00.000+11:002007-01-02T15:53:00.000+11:00Yikes! Not only do I have no desire to catch any w...Yikes! Not only do I have no desire to catch any woman in the first stage of her "monthlies", but you can more often than not find me in my favourite armchair in the reading-room at my Club (the Old Teutons, if you must know), not donning the old lederhose and bellowing out a merrie air while striding through high alpine fields &c.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-74939225904816691792007-01-02T15:47:00.000+11:002007-01-02T15:47:00.000+11:00Now, now. There'll be no sexualising of nurses rou...Now, now. There'll be no sexualising of nurses round these parts. As for sexualising my parents, they're quite capable of doing that for themselves. Subject closed.<br /><br />St John: catch me in the first throes of my monthlies and I'll scoff all the medicaments you can muster, but otherwise, I like good clean alpine fun. Hiking, bircher muesli, bathing in bran water, natural fibres, that sort of thing.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-8546644490482150792007-01-02T14:10:00.000+11:002007-01-02T14:10:00.000+11:00I am sure at least that your father will be comfor...I am sure at least that your father will be comforted by the fact that the nurse is a model of decorum, though he may not worry so much about the 'decorum' part.TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-59273634123730749892007-01-02T13:44:00.000+11:002007-01-02T13:44:00.000+11:00Twaddle and rot, my dear Doctor. Every chap worth ...Twaddle and rot, my dear Doctor. Every chap worth his weight in contraband knows that a little, shall we say, medicament, is not to be scoffed at from time to time, but rather to be scoffed (surreptitiously, behind the bike sheds).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-89610857066227566322007-01-02T12:21:00.000+11:002007-01-02T12:21:00.000+11:00Certainly not! This is the Drug Free Blog Eisteddf...Certainly not! This is the Drug Free Blog Eisteddfod, and that's the story I'm sticking to.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-84320602355136236282007-01-02T10:12:00.000+11:002007-01-02T10:12:00.000+11:00...pausing, I should hope, to slip a few choice ti......pausing, I should hope, to slip a few choice tinctures into your waiting, albeit clammy, hand?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-38131242327993929402007-01-01T14:53:00.000+11:002007-01-01T14:53:00.000+11:00Merci bouquet! He's more of a gladioli man, my dad...Merci bouquet! He's more of a gladioli man, my dad, but the pansies will be very gratefully received.<br /><br />(The nurse was a model of decorum. Smiled kindly at the Aged P., told him what a fine strapping excuse for a reproductive mistake I was, and proceeded to catalogue his drugs.)Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-78270019668298945972007-01-01T14:05:00.000+11:002007-01-01T14:05:00.000+11:00Ra-ther! My own Pater had a brush with the Reaper'...Ra-ther! My own Pater had a brush with the Reaper's scythe several years ago, and it does rather invigorate one to cheer for their continued good health, and to rejoice in the proof of their survival. <br /><br />Three cheers and a bumper bouquet of pansies for your Pater. <br /><br />(Did the nurse turn a tolerant ear to the story? Was it given with Full Colour Illustrations?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com