tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post7729779129746942993..comments2023-12-03T20:07:04.781+11:00Comments on Lexicon Harlot: De-chox ProgramAlexis, Baron von Harlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-68125710173316224042007-01-11T18:52:00.000+11:002007-01-11T18:52:00.000+11:00Ra-ther!Ra-ther!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-41225092638234265132007-01-11T18:38:00.000+11:002007-01-11T18:38:00.000+11:00One man's Biggles is another man's ... Quite.One man's Biggles is another man's ... Quite.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-26848548536957354302007-01-11T18:17:00.000+11:002007-01-11T18:17:00.000+11:00Indeed! The chap has a pithy aphorism for every oc...Indeed! The chap has a pithy aphorism for every occasion. <br /><br />I am the proud owner (although I am yet to read it) of a copy of "Biggles Takes It Rough". I rather fancy I'd prefer to conjecture the contents rather than wade through them at my leisure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-24748038395681904632007-01-11T15:28:00.000+11:002007-01-11T15:28:00.000+11:00But when is it not the perfect time to quote Biggl...But when is it not the perfect time to quote Biggles?Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-67177261086001236262007-01-11T11:18:00.000+11:002007-01-11T11:18:00.000+11:00It just occurred to me! Now would be the perfect t...It just occurred to me! Now would be the perfect time to quote Biggles. To wit: Chocks away, Ginger!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-4596840170541760812007-01-08T14:30:00.000+11:002007-01-08T14:30:00.000+11:00Family Blog, indeed, indeed, quite so Doctor, quit...Family Blog, indeed, indeed, quite so Doctor, quite so. Far be it from me to utter lewd, lascivious, and locker-room-only comments in earshot (eyeshot?) of Impressionable Youths. And I would counsel you to follow suit. But don't follow <i>a</i> suit - God knows where you'll wind up. <br /><br />Fresh air. Please. Someone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-44984987394529674262007-01-08T14:21:00.000+11:002007-01-08T14:21:00.000+11:00Ahem. Yes. Perhaps not the most opportune turn-of-...Ahem. Yes. Perhaps not the most opportune turn-of-phrase for discussions of His Holiness and the issue at, er, hand. Further on hands, transmission of disease thereby, I must reiterate that This is A Family Blog and I would sully its good name were I to air all the puns that spring to mind. But sullyings aside: while hands are only peripherally relevant to the transmission of venereal disease, they do pass on a good wart now and then, and I understand that there's a reason why the medical fraternity are exhorted to wash early, wash often.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-36598777509941973422007-01-08T14:08:00.000+11:002007-01-08T14:08:00.000+11:00Comes good?! I nearly choked on my midday brandy!
...Comes good?! I nearly choked on my midday brandy!<br /><br />In re: transmission of nasties, I don't think anything much happens single<i>handedly</i>, I can assure you! You'd be hard pressed to find a doctor of any repute whatsoever who'd imply that <i>hands</i> have anything to do with the transmission of anything beyond a handshake and some laundered money.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-4871820458134304192007-01-08T13:21:00.000+11:002007-01-08T13:21:00.000+11:00If he comes good and endorses latex prophylactics ...If he comes good and endorses latex prophylactics for use amongst consenting adults, I'll forgive him his cannibalism. Not, I suspect, that the Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church is singlehandedly responsible for the transmission of HIV.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-44526260891745693892007-01-08T12:48:00.000+11:002007-01-08T12:48:00.000+11:00There's something decidedly shifty about old Ratzi...There's something decidedly shifty about old Ratzinger himself - ignoring, for the moment, his apparent aplomb at putting himself (and Mother Church) in water hotter than a Turkish bath by quoting obscure, ancient texts saying the Mohammedans are vile, nefarious &c - the man's eyes are too shifty. He hunches, and mutters in German, and generally looks like he's keeping a weather eye out for a wee baby to munch on if the sacramental wafers don't sate his boundless appetite. "Kinderwurstchen" are, I believe, his favourite party snacks. <br /><br />An <i>ad hominem</i> argument if ever there was one, but the airconditioning has sapped my mojo this morning.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-49869988181036225862007-01-08T10:03:00.000+11:002007-01-08T10:03:00.000+11:00Satan, according to the leaflet I was recently han...Satan, according to the leaflet I was recently handed in George St, is now living it up in the Vatican. If you add up all the Roman numerals in VICARIVS FILII DEI (which be Latin for "Vicar of the Son of God", and, so this leaflet claims, the Pope's title), you get 666, which, as we all know, is the Number of the Beast. I always thought there was something a bit shifty about those Swiss Guards.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-39242244077569581402007-01-08T08:10:00.000+11:002007-01-08T08:10:00.000+11:00Excellent, I'll set the hot cocoa a-bubbling on th...Excellent, I'll set the hot cocoa a-bubbling on the stove now.TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-45776140814099973682007-01-07T22:33:00.000+11:002007-01-07T22:33:00.000+11:00...and as we all know (well, those of us who subsc......and as we all know (well, those of us who subscribe to my cousin, Walter Nottlesby's particular brand of Brimstone Baptist Preaching), Satan himself, after his initial successes in the desert, went to on to have a very successful (and lucrative) career writing the aforementioned Christmas Cracker Comedies - an All Singing, All Dancing, off-Broadway theatrical number. Starring, of course, B.L. Zeebub and his Parisian Courtesans.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com