tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post6965616290107342488..comments2023-12-03T20:07:04.781+11:00Comments on Lexicon Harlot: It's all Geek to meAlexis, Baron von Harlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-4435035776263620722007-12-01T10:58:00.001+11:002007-12-01T10:58:00.001+11:00Quick, everybody, think three elevating thoughts i...Quick, everybody, think three elevating thoughts immediately.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-74401631958377746182007-12-01T10:58:00.000+11:002007-12-01T10:58:00.000+11:00Cecily: The wind's in my hair.Albert: My wind's in...Cecily: The wind's in my hair.<BR/>Albert: My wind's in the hair.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-19930591936421302812007-11-30T18:51:00.000+11:002007-11-30T18:51:00.000+11:00Q: What does a Gael say when their fellow Gael far...Q: What does a Gael say when their fellow Gael farts?<BR/><BR/>A: Is that the Gael, or is that just wind?<BR/><BR/>Than you, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all night. <A HREF="http://www.cartoonchurch.com/blog/2007/11/21/across-the-divide/" REL="nofollow">Don't forget to check in at the food store.</A>TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-18746210379738437562007-11-30T17:29:00.000+11:002007-11-30T17:29:00.000+11:00It's said that Mohammed, instead of moving to the ...It's said that Mohammed, instead of moving to the mountain, was able to make the mountain move to him. So perhaps, instead of running for the hills, you could have peeked inside a Q'uran? And then the hills would have run for you! <BR/><BR/>Granted, it would have been a little disturbing seeing all those hills galloping their way across the tectonic plates towards you, causing avalanches, and making all the Richter scales explode, but still...TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-82230320841524949122007-11-30T08:36:00.000+11:002007-11-30T08:36:00.000+11:00Good point, Anon. I wressle with tressle, especial...Good point, Anon. I wressle with tressle, especially since I cut my hair. <BR/><BR/>Do you really speak Gaelic? That's very impressif. I peeked once inside a Gaelic-English dictionary and promptly ran for the hills.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-77252858003771966662007-11-29T21:23:00.000+11:002007-11-29T21:23:00.000+11:00Of course you were sitting - it would have been pa...Of course you were sitting - it would have been painful to stand up with your hair caught up in the table. <BR/><BR/>Or did you mean a trestle table?<BR/><BR/>Did you hear about the chap whose rowing boat sprang a leak in Stornoway harbour? Excitedly waving to a man on the shore, he cried, "Help, help! I'm sinking".<BR/><BR/>To which the teuchter on shore replied loudly, "Oh really? And what are you sinking about?".<BR/><BR/>Your Scots Gaelic-fluent colleagues can explain this to you.<BR/><BR/>--- An anonymous Scottish Gaelic-speaking geek.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com