tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post1606799914767122930..comments2023-12-03T20:07:04.781+11:00Comments on Lexicon Harlot: Ignoramus potamusAlexis, Baron von Harlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-68324834633431749292007-02-03T11:48:00.000+11:002007-02-03T11:48:00.000+11:00Thanks, friendofafriend, especially for furnishing...Thanks, friendofafriend, especially for furnishing me with an opportunity to use your line, which I'll repeat now, for the benefit of tobacconists, civil libertarians, and Lucifer: "YOU CAN SMOKE IN HELL".Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-79757473156155564632007-02-03T11:01:00.000+11:002007-02-03T11:01:00.000+11:00Thanks Doctor Harlot, I'll pass on your advice. ...Thanks Doctor Harlot, I'll pass on your advice. I wish my friend's friend was as clever as you. and best wishes with the push-ups, and the game show.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-18566109286120340672007-02-03T08:53:00.000+11:002007-02-03T08:53:00.000+11:00Oh yes, the push-ups. Funnily enough, I was just l...Oh yes, the push-ups. Funnily enough, I was just lying in bed contemplating the parlous state of my biceps and thinking that a push-up or two wouldn't go astray. I will hop to it forthwith.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-17345571375590275272007-02-03T00:54:00.000+11:002007-02-03T00:54:00.000+11:00The To Do list is getting very full, Dr H. Don't f...The To Do list is getting very full, Dr H. Don't forget that you are also working this week on mastering the art of doing two consecutive pushups. How's it going?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-42683112571988703582007-02-03T00:52:00.000+11:002007-02-03T00:52:00.000+11:00"YOU CAN SMOKE IN HELL!""YOU CAN SMOKE IN HELL!"Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-54195392633682081162007-02-02T22:05:00.000+11:002007-02-02T22:05:00.000+11:00Dear Doctor,
A moral quandry to ponder on your p...Dear Doctor, <br /><br />A moral quandry to ponder on your plane trip to the 'bourne, as reported by my friend. ... This friend's friend was catching a train to Helensburgh, when a fellow embarked weilding a still-smoking cigarette. Being not enamoured of tobacco smoke, and bolstered by the no smoking signs adorning the train carriage, friend's friend politeley asked Mr Smoky if he could put out his cigarette. Rather than obliging, Mr S. puffed smoke into the carriage and kept the butt alight. Mustering up some bravery, my friend's friend tried again: "But you can smoke in Helensburgh". Mr S continued puffing away, challenging FoaF to complain to the guards if dissatisfied. Now, Doctor H, my question is what should my friend's friend have said?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-70010222635685503282007-02-02T11:21:00.000+11:002007-02-02T11:21:00.000+11:00Thanks, Mr P. I'll reserve the right not to tell y...Thanks, Mr P. I'll reserve the right not to tell you when it airs, given the high probability that I'll thoroughly embarrass myself. Should things go better 'n that, course I'll let you know.<br /><br />I bought New Weekly magazine yesterday (for the first time ever) to brush up on my celebrity trivia. The results probably deserve a post all of their own.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-28898366113385971612007-02-02T10:41:00.000+11:002007-02-02T10:41:00.000+11:00Break a leg, and here's hoping you have a Glenn Ri...Break a leg, and here's hoping you have a Glenn Ridge-less Third experience. <br /><br />You'll let us know when it airs, won't you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com