tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post1012296585319819395..comments2023-12-03T20:07:04.781+11:00Comments on Lexicon Harlot: Things I have learnt from the Rt. Rev. Harlot, Esq., my father, Or, Gosh I Miss My 'RentsAlexis, Baron von Harlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-79491864732835887502007-11-07T10:48:00.000+11:002007-11-07T10:48:00.000+11:00My father taught me this "Confucius always say [wh...My father taught me this "Confucius always say [whatever my Dad believed]" and therefore it must be right.<BR/><BR/>e.g. "Confucius always say, don't do the crossword before your father!"<BR/><BR/>"Confucius always say, don't be loud when your parents watching TV!"<BR/><BR/><BR/>"Confucius always say, turn off heater, save electricity!"<BR/><BR/>Wise man, Confucius.Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16371925558254933645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-55013763709658478682007-11-06T17:35:00.000+11:002007-11-06T17:35:00.000+11:00Tim: 2, yes; 3, no.Penelope: wise words indeed, bu...Tim: 2, yes; 3, no.<BR/><BR/>Penelope: wise words indeed, but let us never use the expression "bottom-burps" again. (We in Harlotville refer coyly to "smells".)<BR/><BR/>Tony: thou art clearly a person of the world.<BR/><BR/>Wool Spaniel: "this beats staying at home watching tv".<BR/><BR/>Miss Eagle: hear hear! My views on old Pig Iron are pretty straightforward too, but I don't think they even had zippers back in his day.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-29683698819064937932007-11-06T10:33:00.000+11:002007-11-06T10:33:00.000+11:00Amen, Sistor Harlot. except for Pig Iron Bob - my...Amen, Sistor Harlot. except for Pig Iron Bob - my views are simple rather than complex.<BR/><BR/>Blessings and bliss from The Trad PadAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05972285659958872775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-20664912711045841842007-11-05T23:05:00.000+11:002007-11-05T23:05:00.000+11:0011. When crossing a road, stride out bravely into ...11. When crossing a road, stride out bravely into the traffic with a facial expression suggesting mild insanity and one arm lifted high in aerial salute.<BR/><BR/>12. Good morning, good morning, the sun it is dawning.<BR/><BR/>13. The quietest moments of operas are always the best time to catch up on stage-whispered observations.<BR/><BR/>14. Keep a loving grin and a twinkling eye at the ready.<BR/><BR/>15. It's never a bad day to enjoy a good view.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-46188308944455578352007-11-05T16:12:00.000+11:002007-11-05T16:12:00.000+11:002. In case of flatulence, blame someone else "OK t...2. In case of flatulence, blame someone else "OK then, who farted?"Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-4502809930263582742007-11-04T08:03:00.000+11:002007-11-04T08:03:00.000+11:002. Alternative response in cases of canine-less bo...2. Alternative response in cases of canine-less bottom-burps "Better an empty house than a noisy tenant".Penelopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730728373343579882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492889481663521911.post-82531549237712083912007-11-03T18:44:00.000+11:002007-11-03T18:44:00.000+11:002: Yes, but, if one is fatuous and then goes on a ...2: Yes, but, if one is fatuous and then goes on a diet, does one become tenuous or flatulent? <BR/><BR/>3: Are similar results elicited if one says that to the dog instead of the owner?TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.com